- Beginning: oh wow I love Proteus, I've never seen such a cute and sweet interpretation of Frankenstein's creature
- After episode 2: ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
"alright alright I’ll take you down"
"IT’S TOO LATE. MY YOUNG LIFE IS SQUANDERED"
james learned two things that day; one, a romantic flight around the grounds isn’t actually a great idea for a first date, and two, lily evans was a drama queen of the likes of sirius
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one of my favorite ron swanson lines
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
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how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
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tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
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Protesters canvass the neighborhood of County Prosecutor Bob McCulloch.
Saturday, August 30th.
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He thought he was invincible
Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around
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- me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
- them: no
- me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
- them: we're not
- me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this